Top 18 Customer Service Jokes

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Customer service is an interesting and difficult job field. Needless to say, dealing with customers can be quite difficult. However, this can also lead to many funny joke situations. With that in mind check out below for the top 18 customer service jokes.

#18 – 10. Funny Customer Service Jokes

18. Girl: Ick! Why does this sandwich have bacon on it? Friend: You ordered a BLT. Girl: Whaaaat? I thought the B stood for bread.

17. I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. “Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked. “Yes,” I said. “They hurt my 
feelings.”

16. At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having 
a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said. “No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in 
our wall.”

15. As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store’s PA system: “If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining. Towels are located in aisle five.”

14. Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Worried Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Worried Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind.”

13. When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

12. Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. “What denomination?” asks the postal clerk. Mary thinks a second before replying, “Give me six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.”

11. I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, “Thank you. Please come again.”

10. I work in customer service. It means I’ll have a smile on my face when I ruin your life.

#9 – 1. Funny Customer Service Jokes

9. Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence. Me: You mean … the period Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.

8. If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2. Recording on an Australian tax help line

7. My friend, an intern, was given $50 to get the chairman of the bank some lunch. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt.

6. Sandi: I’m writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Sandi: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

5. Innkeeper: “The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.” Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.” Innkeeper: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”

4. Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me…should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless

3. Honestly, Officer, I wouldn’t have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.

2. Client to designer: “It doesn’t really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue.”

1. While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back 
in 20 minutes. The woman asked, 
“Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”

Ideas for the top 18 funny customer service jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Reader’s Digest – Customer Service Joke^[2]Unijokes -The best customer service joke^[3]Buzzfeed – 27 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You’ve Dealt With A Difficult Customer^[4]Juicy Quotes – Customer Service Joke and Puns