Top 37 Jokes You Should Boycott

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Jokes are meant to be cutting. That’s what makes them so funny. If it doesn’t hurt a bit because it’s a bit true, it probably isn’t a good joke. With that in mind, not all jokes are great. With that in mind, check out the top 37 jokes you should boycott.

#37 – 30. Jokes You Should Boycott

37. The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

36. When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

35. A blind man walked into a fish market and said, “Hello ladies!”

34. What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden

33. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

32. Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, “Okay, who farted?”

31. What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden

30. Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? A: “Will the defendant please rise?”

#29 – 20. Jokes You Should Boycott

29. A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”

28. So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, “Why do you watch that? You still cant cook,” and the wife responds, “Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck.”

27. Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? A: He wiped his bum.

26. What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

25. How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

24. Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common? A: Both are finger lickin’ good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.

23. Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.

22. Here is a pick up line. “Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up.”

21. What do you say when you see your television floating at night? “Drop it nigga.”

20. Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

#19 – 10. Jokes You Should Boycott

19. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

18. Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep.

17. Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, “Kill 6 million Jews and a cat.” One of his associates replies, “Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?” Hitler then exclaims, “See, no one cares about the Jews.”

16. How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

15. Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish? A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

14. Q: Why do Hookers wear tampons? A: So crabs can bungee jump.

13. Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? A: The black one steals your watch.

12. Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

11. My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that’s a big word for a nine year old.

10. What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

#9 – 1. Jokes You Should Boycott

9. Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

8. When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

7. I’m currently boycotting any company that sells items I can’t afford.

6. What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

5. What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.

4. Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

3. A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

2. What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he turns 12.

1.Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

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