Top 193 Would You Rather Questions That Will Make You Think Hard

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Would you rather questions are a great way to get a conversation started in an interesting and fun way. You can get some amazing conversations just by asking “why” after a person answers a would you rather questions. Check out below for the top 193 deep, funny, and just plain ridiculous would you rather questions.

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Challenging Would You Rather Questions

Have long fingernails that have to be trimmed twice a week or hair on your head that never grows back?
Tell a kid her mom is dying of cancer or tell an adult their child is dying of cancer?
Spend a night in a bush in a city or spend the night in a cave in the wilderness?
Have the nose of a dog or the eyes of a cat?
Always forget where you put your keys or always forget where you parked your car?
Live in one town for the rest of your life or travel constantly with no permanent home?
Have really dry palms or really dry lips?
Give a public speech with a speech impediment or have someone punch you in the face as hard as they can?
Meet the powerful leader of a terrorist organization or meet a victim of that organization?
Save 100 people you don’t know or save 1 person you are close to?
Go bankrupt after starting a series of businesses or work a steady job that can only afford you the bare minimum?
Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or have free coffee where/whenever you want?
Always be dressed-up or always be dressed-down?

Clean Would You Rather Questions

Get brain freeze for a whole day or feel the urge to go pee every time you want to sleep?
Tattle on your best friend or take the blame for them?
Would you rather become someone else or just stay you?
Go a whole week without showering or a whole day without eating?
Would you rather make a phone call or send a text?
You can only listen to one rapper for the rest of your life: Eminem or Drake?
Would you rather spend the day with your favorite athlete or you favorite movie star?
Drink a cup of salt water or a cup of clean toilet water?
Be able to disappear or erase someone’s memory?
Lick the bottom of your shoe or the seat of a public bus?
Be forced to smell everything you hear or everything you see?
Lie to your parents or lie to your teacher?
Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
Win an argument or win a game?
Would you rather never have internet access in your home or never have phone coverage when you’re out and about?
Live in an igloo or live in a tent in the desert?
Would you rather Run at 100 mph or fly at ten mph?
Get a pie smashed in your face or smash a pie in your dad’s face?

Crazy Would You Rather Questions

Bungee jumping holding a skunk or skydive holding a porcupine?
Stick your hand into shark infested waters or reach your hand into a lion’s cage?
Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?
Climb Mount Everest in dead of the winter or run a half marathon in Death Valley?
Have it burn when you pee or burn when you drink?
Swim in a pool with sharks or walk through a park with lions?
Take photos of your neighbors through their window or be photographed through your own window by a stranger?
Wipe with sandpaper or use vinegar for eye drops?
Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly?
Have one foot twice as big as the other or one ear twice as big as the other?

Difficult Would You Rather Questions

Speak all the languages in the world or fly anywhere in the world for free?
Would you rather live the life of a king with no family or friends or live like a vagabond with your friends or family?
Witness an epic moment in history or witness an event in the future?
Would you rather eat your dead friend or kill your dog and eat it when you are marooned on a lonely island?
Lose an eye or lose a hand?
Would you rather end hunger or end your hunger?
Never be noticed for what you say or never be noticed for what you wear?
Would you rather speak all languages or be able to speak to all animals?
Have the brightness on your phone stuck on low or the volume on your phone stuck on low?
Would you rather go to a movie or to dinner alone?
Spend a week with your enemy or spend a year without showering?
Would you rather end the life a single human being or 100 cute baby animals?
Have a lazy eye or a lazy spouse?
Would you rather Have three kids and no money, or no kids with three million dollars?
Fall from a ship or fall from a plane?
Be fired for stealing or fired for “inappropriate” behavior?
Become famous for something embarrassing or do something extraordinary but no one notices?
Have a superpower you can’t tell anyone about or have a superpower but not know what it is?
Be ambidextrous or have perfect eyesight?

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

Get caught masturbating or watching dirty movies?
Have a one night stand with Madonna or marry Britney Spears?
Sleep with your second cousin in secret or not sleep with your second cousin but everyone thinks you did?
Lick ice cream off of someone’s unwashed feet or lick mayonnaise off of someone’s erogenous area?
See your friend’s mom naked or be naked in front of your friend’s mom?
Do a striptease for your significant other or watch them do a striptease?
Bang your mom’s mind in your girlfriend’s body or your girlfriend’s mind in your mom’s body?
Have all your poops smell like roses or have all your farts be silent?
Wear a body paint suit to a job interview or an adult diaper on a third date?
Skinny dip with a coworker/classmate or a complete stranger?
Have 1 second orgasms or 1 hour orgasms?
Would you rather Eat shit that tasted like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tasted like crap?
Kiss someone on the their toes or their armpit?

Deep Would You Rather Questions

Make a movie about your life or write a book about it?
Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?
Have the perfect family but be dirt poor or be a millionaire with a broken family?
Tell your significant other that you have a love child without someone else or hide it from them for the rest of your life?
Would you rather put a stop to war or end world hunger?
Have the plug pulled on you if you were in a vegetative state or keep living?
Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?
If you were reborn in a new life, would you rather be alive in the past or future?
Would you rather Reverse one decision you make every day or be able to stop time for 10 seconds every day?
Keep the baby even if it meant living below the poverty line or give it up for adoption with the hope that he/she will have a better life?
Would you rather have a billion dollars to your name or spend $1000 for each hungry and homeless person?
If you had the power to do so, would you rather give a homeless person a job or give them a place to live for free for the rest of their life?
Would you rather go to jail for a crime you didn’t commit or get out on bail but the person who bails you goes broke?
Would you rather Have a Lamborghini in your garage or a bookcase with 9000 books and infinite knowledge?
Save your wife/husband or save your mom/dad?
Would you rather Continue with your life or restart it?
Rescue your dog from a burning building or rescue a stranger in the same burning building?

Funny Would You Rather Questions

Always feels like you’re about to sneeze or always feel like you’re about to poop?
Be a slow lion or a super fast sloth?
Be a pirate with no ship or be a ninja with noisy shoes?
Only be able to move your feet when your eyes are closed or only be able to eat with your ears covered?
Cry spicy tears or swallow spicy saliva?
Turn red every time you consumed alcohol or turn red every time you ate something spicy?
Forget how to ride a bike or how to type?
Would you rather Be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?
Only be able to watch the Hallmark channel on T.V. or not watch T.V. at all?
Only be able to use question marks or never be able to use emojis?
Cry every time you’re happy or moan every time you’re sad?
Drink coffee with no caffeine or drink cocktails with no alcohol?
Have wings but can only fly 5 feet at a time or have laser vision but only be able to activate it when you’re nervous?
Lock eyes with a stranger through the bathroom stall or accidentally walk in on your boss on the toilet?

Hard Would You Rather Questions

Be intelligent but have no common sense or have common sense with no intelligence?
Have your bank account hacked or your cell phone hacked?
Get stung by a bee or touch poison ivy?
Get free wifi wherever you go or free food at any restaurant you go to?
Would you rather end death due to car accidents or end terrorism?
You have two choices: Marry your enemy and save your mom’s life or marry the person of your dreams but your mom turns into a drug addict.
Always be itchy or always sweat?
Get a promotion and be hated by everyone you work with or never get promoted but be loved by everyone?
Would you rather work more hours per day, but fewer days or work fewer hours per day, but more days?
Drown to death or burn to death?
Would you rather Win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000?
Pay 50% of your salary in taxes towards universal healthcare or pay no taxes but get no healthcare and no public schooling?
Have everything plastic you touch turn into paper or everything paper you touch turn into plastic?
Be able to understand animals or read a person’s mind?
Would you rather leave your unemployed son homeless or pay for his drug habits and illegal activities?

Hilarious Would You Rather Questions

Have to announce to everyone when you’re about to fart or when you’re about to pee?
Wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter?
Trip and have everyone laugh at you or be the only one laughing hysterically when someone trips?
Begin every sentence with “According to my calculations,” or end every sentence with “Just kidding.”
Blindly touch something or blindly taste something?
Make a farting sound every time you took a step or smell like farts every time you yawned?
Have a Southern accent and live in New York or have a New York accent and live in the South?
Bathe in saltwater or bathe in hand sanitizer?
Get dandruff every time you eat cheese or go bald every time you kiss someone?
Eat spaghetti with a spoon or eat pizza with chopsticks?
Remember something you’d forgotten at noon every day or find something you’d lost at noon every day?
Have all your hair grow half an inch a day or have your nails grow two inches a day?
Be able to see with your eyes closed or be able to hear with your ears covered?
Wake up with a hundred zits on your forehead or one painful zit on your butt?
Surrender to an alien or surrender to Big Foot?
Be a cute puppy or an ugly human?
Cut grass with your teeth or wash the dishes with your mouth?
Talk to a monkey or talk to an extremely unintelligent and stubborn person?
Listen to Nickelback or get an ear infection?
Have your taxes revealed to the world or have your internet search history revealed to 5 friends and family members?

Insane Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?
Go bald or get a cavity every time you ate something with sugar in it?
Would you rather eat a meal of cow tongue or octopus?
Sneeze every time you meet a new person or gain 10 pounds every time you look at a burger?
Find $100,000 that you can keep or find $1 million dollars that you have to give to charity?
Skinny dip with your classmates or co-workers or skinny dip with your teacher or boss?
Have 10 days to gain 20 pounds or have 20 days to lose 10 pounds?
Read seven books in a week or write seven 2,000 word articles in a week?
Lose everything you’ve ever found or sell everything you’ve ever bought?
Wake up at 3am every day for a week to take a shot of tequila or drink a beer every morning before school/work?
Have a bath of spiders or a shower of slugs?
Never be able to shout or never be able to whisper?
Live off soup for the rest of your life or salad?

Profound Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?
Would you rather have your destiny decided by a random group of people or an automated machine?
Never get promoted in your job but are guaranteed stability or get promoted at the risk of getting laid off?
Would you rather rule the World or live in a World with absolutely no problems at all?
Have more time or more money?
Would you rather have no one to show up for your Wedding or your funeral?
Take a well-paying job right out of high school or go to college with no guarantee that you’ll be employed afterwards?
Die happy in 10 years or die unhappy in 50 years?
Would you rather go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?
Divorce your spouse who you caught cheating or cheat on them to get even?
Would you rather speak your mind or never speak again?
Live 10 years in isolation to make 10 million dollars or live with your loved ones but make only $20k/year for the rest of your life.
Would you rather Experience the beginning of planet earth or the end of planet earth?
Commute for 2 hours a day but earn a large salary or not commute and earn minimum wage?
Save 1 person you know or save 100 people you don’t know?
Would you rather get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?

Tough Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather Be extremely underweight or extremely overweight?
Would you rather Be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?
Meet the stars of your favorite movie or star in a movie yourself?
Be imprisoned for doing the right thing or arrested and released for doing the wrong thing?
Eat five raw eggs or ten cooked eggs?
Live in a spacious farm house in the middle of nowhere or live a cramped apartment in the middle of a bustling city?
Have a lot of money but someone else decides how you should spend it or have little money but can spend it however you like?
Do high school all over again or do college all over again?
Work in a stressful but fun environment or a calm but boring environment?
Vote for a bad person with good policies or vote for a good person with bad policies?

Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Would you rather Have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?
Miss the school bus or miss an important practice?
Would you rather be a kid your whole life or an adult your whole life?
Would you rather lose your vision or your hearing?
Have one wish granted to you today or 3 wishes granted in 10 years?
Would you rather be the most popular person at school or the smartest?
Get tickled for five minutes or have to touch a tarantula for one minute?
For your birthday, would you rather receive cash or gifts?
Would you rather read an awesome book or watch a good movie?
Have no ears or no eyes?
Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?
Have every liquid taste like salt water or have every liquid taste like sugar water?
Be able to control your dreams or be able to control your destiny?
Would you rather be without internet for a week, or without your phone?
Be able to turn something into reality by drawing it or make something disappear just by erasing it?
Would you rather have x-ray vision or magnified hearing?