Top 21 Efficiency Jokes

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Being efficient means being able to do a task with the least amount of resistance. With that in mind, check out the top 21 efficiency jokes.

#21 – 20. Efficiency Jokes

21. How many germans does it take to change the lightbulb. One, we are efficient and devoid of humor

20. Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.

#19 – 10. Efficiency Jokes

19. there’s two types of emo people, people that cut side to side, and people that cut up and down, the most efficient is up and down

18. What’s the most efficient type of weedeater? A stoner in a police raid.

17. Why are farmers, who take good inventory of their cows, so efficient at chemical reactions? Because they have a cattle list.

16. Why are condors such efficient fliers? All their luggage is carrion.

15. Got fired from my government job today They said I was too efficient

14. Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!

13. Why are kitchens in Chinese restaurants so efficient? They have a Peking order.

12. In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method

11. What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer? Opening windows makes both less efficient.

10. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

#9 – 1. Efficiency Jokes

9. People tell me I raised my child the wrong way. When in fact pulleys are very efficient.

8. Turtles are very efficient animals…they come pre-packaged!

7. Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum. They were thinking outside the bauxite.

6. Efficient hitmen are often very friendly and supportive. They leave nobody behind.

5. Crop tops are very efficient. They don’t let anything go to waist.

4. Two types of A.C. units are sitting at a bar. One takes a swig and looks at the other, saying “You know, I’m the most efficient and well-known air conditioning unit there is. I can cool a room in seconds..!” He chuckles to himself. The other looks at him smiling, saying “Yes, I was aware. I’m a fan.”

3. Never hit a man with glasses Fists are just more efficient

2. A smoker was approached by someone who said “don’t you know smoking is bad? you’ll die!” The smoker was silent for a few seconds before responding “you’re right, a rooftop would be more efficient”

1. A German walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘War’. Librarian denies and tells him ‘you will lose it.’

Ideas for the top 21 efficiency jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Upjoke – Efficient Jokes^[2]Worst Jokes Ever – Efficiency Joke