Top 25 Business Jokes

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Going to work is not always the most fun thing to do. However, sometimes it can be funny. With that in mind, check out the top 25 business jokes.

#25 – 20. Business Jokes

25. I used to be a train driver but I got side-tracked.

24. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.

23. If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it…Then my illegal logging business is a success.

22. You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

21. Jeff Bezos has invested $42 million to build a huge 500-foot tall underground clock that ticks once per year for 10,000 years. He did this because he overheard his wife talking to a friend, he thought she said she wished he had a larger clock…

20. Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We’re closed.

#19 – 10. Business Jokes

19. I tried to start a hot air ballooning business but it never took off.

18. Q: Why aren’t Pakistani good at Football? A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.

17. I had to fire my acupunturist. It turned out they were a back-stabber.

16. When the CEO dropped a brownie on his calculator, he was accused of fudging the numbers.

15. How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

14. I used to own a paper business but it folded.

13. Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.

12. I used to own a donut making company, but I got fed up of the hole business.

11. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – they’ve automated it!

10. My boss asked me to make a presentation and said I should start it with a joke. So I put my payslip on the first slide.

#9 – 1. Business Jokes

9. I used to be a blackjack host but I got offered a better deal.

8. My bakery business failed because I didn’t make enough dough.

7. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

6. Ad from a printer I will not be doing business with: “We offer a full line of pricing options that will meet or exceed your printing budget.”

5. Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.

4. A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings.”

3. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

2. I got fired from the orange juice factory because I couldn’t concentrate.

1.Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Ideas for the top 25 business jokes come from the following sources.^[1]lovetoknow – 8 All-Time Best Business Joke^[2]LaffGaff – Funny Business Joke^[3]UniJokes – The best business joke