Top 29 Spy Jokes

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Spies like to stay in the shadows. However, these jokes shouldn’t. With that in mind, check out the top 29 spy jokes.

#29 – 20. Spy Jokes

29. In what part of a hospital do they spy on patients? In the I.C.U.

28. Why do spies keep working even when they’re asleep? Because they’re undercover.

27. What do you call a school where all the students are undercover? Spy High.

26. What do you call an under cover tarantula? A spy-der

25. Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance.

24. Where does a spy sleep? Undercover!

23. Don’t be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!

22. Have you heard the joke about the spy? Sorry, I can’t. It’s top secret.

21. What is it when one butcher spies on another butcher? A steak out.

20. What type of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers.

#19 – 10. Spy Jokes

19. What do spies eat instead of McDonald’s? Spydonalds

18. Why was the special agent sleeping on the job? He was under cover.

17. What do you call an underwater spy? James Pond!

16. What does a spy do before going to sleep? They go undercover.

15. Why does the government use microwaves to spy on you? Because it’s the one place you can’t put tin foil.

14. Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key.

13. What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

12. Have you seen the Spy thriller about fat people? It’s called “Tomorrow Never Diets”

11. Why did the spy cross the road? He didn’t. He was never really on your side.

10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator.

#9 – 1. Spy Jokes

9. What deodorant was put undercover? Old SPY-ce.

8. What is a snowman’s favorite game? Ice Spy with my little eye…

7. Yo mama so awkward and clumsy she makes Napoleon Dynamite look like James Bond.

6. What does a secret agent use for birth control? His personality.

5. Why did the book join the police? He wanted to go undercover!

4. Why can’t you trust baked goods during the holidays? It might be a minced spy.

3. What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

2. What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.

1. Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy. Turns out she’s cagey B.

Ideas for the top 29 spy jokes come from the following sources.^[1]LaffGaff – Spy Joke And Puns^[2]Jokes4Us – Spy Joke^[3]Jokes for Kids – Funny spy joke