Top 41 Stupid Jokes
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Sometimes the best jokes are the stupidest ones. They make you laugh because they are so dumb. With that in mind, check out the top 41 stupid jokes.
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#41 – 40. Stupid Jokes
41. I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. ….But he’s not buying it, in fact he’s still making fun of me.
40. How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
#39 – 30. Stupid Jokes
39. Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks to the other and says, “You man the guns while I drive.”
38. A magician was driving down the street…Then he turned into a driveway.
37. What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
36. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish.
35. How is imitation like a plateau? They’re both the highest form of flattery.
34. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.
33. I won’t say I’m awkward around women….But i once chatted up a blind girl with sign language.
32. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
31. A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
30. What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom.
#29 – 20. Stupid Jokes
29. Well, that was an awkward birthday dinner! Turns out that MILF doesn’t stand for Mum I’ll Love Forever…
28. I saw an article in the papers saying, “Have you seen this man?” with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, “No, I haven’t.”
27. How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
26. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
25. I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket: “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
24. If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
23. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
22. A limbo champion walks into a bar. They are disqualified.
21. I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question,–which I got wrong. The question was, “Where do women have the curliest hair ?” Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.
20. I took my son’s goldfish to the vet today but it died just before we got there. I knew I should have put some air holes in the cardboard box.
#19 – 10. Stupid Jokes
19. What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle? A polar bear
18. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
17. So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…Ba dum tssshhh
16. And the lord said unto John, “come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
15. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forest1
14. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
13. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
12. Tried to take a photograph of some fog. Mist.
11. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
10. What does Batman get in his drinks? Just ice.
#9 – 1. Stupid Jokes
9. I used to have two kidneys. Then I grew up. Now I have two adult knees.
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
7. I didn’t realise how good I am on the phone until I found out my call to customer service may be used for training purposes.
6. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
5. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog…It was a Shih Tzu.
4. Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they’d broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one.
3. That’s the last time I try and sell a tele on eBay. I had 47 people watching it “cheeky bastards”
2. I had to sell my vacuum cleaner…… Because it was just collecting dust.
1.How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.
Ideas for the top 41 stupid jokes come from the following sources.[1]SuperJokes.net – Stupid Joke[2]Buzzfeed – 21 Jokes So Stupid They’re Actually Funny[3]Irish Examiner – 10 jokes that are so stupid they’re funny
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