The Top 42 Underwear Jokes for National Underwear Day

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Underwear is a piece of clothing worn underneath your outer clothing. With that in mind, check out the top 42 underwear jokes.

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#42 – 40. Underwear Jokes

42. “Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.”

41. Why don’t chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their head.

40. What is underwears favourite salad? Wedge.

#39 – 30. Underwear Jokes

39. I only purchase fur lined underwear I like the feeling of ball to ball carpeting.

38. Sundays are awesome! Nothing feels better than spending all day laying around in my underwear. Constantly getting kicked off the subway sucks though.

37. Look under there! Underwear?

36. I once had a fight with Superman We decided the loser has to wear his underwear over his clothes for the rest of his life.

35. What do tight underwear and a cheap mansion have in common? NO BALLROOM!

34. How did the redneck mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on? Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

33. The doctor on the radio said to treat your face mask like you do your underwear So I turn in inside out every day

32. Why do chinese have two holes in their underwear? One for each leg.

31. What kind of underwear do old people wear? Depends.

30. What did the shoes say to the underwear? I’m going to go ahead, why don’t you give those two a lift.

#29 – 20. Underwear Jokes

29. Why should you never buy Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fallout.

28. Some people change relationships like the rest of us change underwear. At least once a day, sometimes more if shit got messy.

27. The best underwear jokes are brief.

26. A friend got mad at me for smelling her sister’s underwear I don’t know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there, either way it made his sister’s funeral very awkward.

25. What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.

24. What do you call a snake you can wear as an underwear? A pithong

23. Why don’t witches wear underwear when riding their broomsticks? So they can get a better grip!

22. Q: What’s grosser than gross? A: When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. Q: What’s grosser than that? A: When you come back an hour later and it’s moved up three feet

21. One old man asks another old man, “what kind of underwear do you wear? boxers, briefs? The other old man says “Depends”

20. Why did Donald Trump do a press conference in his underwear? He wanted to give a news briefing.

#19 – 10. Underwear Jokes

19. Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes.

18. Which unknown fashion designer covertly wrote the stylish best seller, Underwear Problems? Lou C. Lastic

17. Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

16. What type of underwear does Laura Croft wear? FRUIT OF THE TOMB

15. Underwear is like a cassette tape. There’s Side A & Side B

14. My friend got angry at me for sniffing his sisters underwear It didn’t help that they were still on her body and sure did make an awkward moment at the funeral service

13. What type of underwear does Lara Croft wear? Fruit of the tomb

12. What do you call a stripper with her hand down her panties? Self Employed!

11. Underwear isn’t the greatest thing in the world It is really close to it though.

10. Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom.