Top 5 Ego Jokes

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Egoism is the ethical theory that you treat yourself as the center and foundation of morality. You don’t take other people’s needs or thoughts into how you think and act. Needless to say, there are plenty of ego jokes.

According to Kilroy J. Oldster, author of Dead Toad Scrolls,

Narcissistic pleasure seekers routinely avoid developing the humility required to manufacture a life of full measure. Shallow persons such as me hide their insecurities behind a false persona of bravado, boasting of their inconsequential deeds, pyrrhic victories, and adamant refusals to tackle any task that they fear.^[1]good reads – Egoist Quotes

It is never good to think too highly of yourself. Rather, it is much better when you can laugh at yourself.

In fact, according to Bud Harris, author of Sacred Selfishness: A Guide to Living a Life of Substance,

It takes more than just awareness for us to change. It takes courage and humility and the willingness to occasionally feel like fools and laugh at ourselves.^[2]good reads – Laugh At Yourself Quotes

With that in mind, check out the best 5 ego jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

#5 – 1. Ego Jokes

5. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq

4. How many egocentrics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, he holds the lightbulb up and the world revolves around him.

3. How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando? Mark it “solo”.

2. How do you get revenge on an egoist? An I for an I.

1. You’re foreheads so big it makes Kanye’s ego small

Ideas for the best ego jokes come from the following sources.^[3]Jokes 4 All – Ego Joke^[4]Worst Jokes Ever – Ego Joke^[5]eBaum’s World – Egoist^[6]reddit – clean jokes