Top 56 Fat Jokes

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Losing weight isn’t a joke. However, sometimes the process of losing it can be funny. With that in mind, check out the top 56 fat jokes.

#56 – 50. Fat Jokes

56. I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

55. Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store? She heard you could get thinner there.

54. Life is like a box of chocolates; it ends sooner for fat people.

53. Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

52. Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN”

51. Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

50. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

#49 – 40. Fat Jokes

49. Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said “to infinity and beyond!”

48. How do you get a fat kid to lose weight? You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.

47. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

46. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

45. Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

44. Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes

43. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

42. My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.

41. Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.

40. Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.

#39 – 30. Fat Jokes

39. Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock

38. Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

37. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

36. Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

35. Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin’ slide

34. Yo momma so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

33. Yo momma so fat when she turn around it’s her birthday.

32. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

31. Yo Momma is so fat…That she broke a branch in her family tree!

30. Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

#29 – 20. Fat Jokes

29. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

28. Yo momma so fat were in her right now

27. Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

26. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

25. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

24. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

23. Yo momma so fat when she turn around it’s her birthday

22. If god wanted us to go on diets, he would have given us willpower.

21. Yo mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.

20. Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets

#19 – 10. Fat Jokes

19. Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers

18. Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

17. Yo Mama So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!

16. Yo Mama so fat She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, “we don’t do curtains.”

15. Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.

14. Yo Mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

13. Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

12. Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

11. Yo Mama so fat She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

10. My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

#9 – 1. Fat Jokes

9. Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout “Koolaid! Koolaid!”

8. Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

7. Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

6. There’s only one thing that keeps me off my diet…food!

5. Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

4. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”

3. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

2. You’re so fat that the only way you can fit your whole body into a photo is to use panorama.

1.Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!

Ideas for the top 56 fat jokes came from the following sources.^[1]Ranker – Fat Joke^[2]short jokes – Besttit Fat funny jokes^[3]Reader’s Digest – WEIGHT LOSS JOKES^[4]Fat Joke^[5]Jokes.net – Yo Momma So Fat^[6]One Line Fun – Fat One Liners