Top 57 Sushi Jokes

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Sushi is one of the most popular food culture exports from Japan. With that in mind, check out the top 57 sushi jokes.

#57 – 50. Sushi Jokes

57. My girlfriend didn’t like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.

56. What’s my favorite kind of sushi? Payroll

55. What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

54. What did the Japanese chef say to his son when he brought back his girlfriend? “Sushi’s the one?”

53. What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi

52. How do you know if your sushi chef is a terrorist? The dynamite rolls are made Nitroglycerin.

51. If you cannot buy happiness, you can still buy sushi which has the same effect.

50. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant? Because they were serving Mon Calamari.

#49 – 40. Sushi Jokes

49. When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the sea. So when my family eats sushi they’ll think of me.

48. What do you call a sushi roll that sings pop music? Spicy Autotuna.

47. What rhymes with Sushi? Tushie!

46. At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half.

45. I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi…I’m feeling a bit eel

44. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite food? Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!

43. A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together They name her Sushi

42. My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.

41. Why don’t Wookies like sushi? They think it’s a little Chewie.

40. Why did the duck say bang? Because he wanted a firequacker roll.

#39 – 30. Sushi Jokes

39. What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi? A combat roll

38. My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn’t have to use a condom after. She’s getting the raw end of that deal!

37. What is the sushi chef’s dream car? rolls rice

36. What do you call sushi with a tie? soFISHticated

35. Why did the vegan start eating sushi? Just for the halibut!

34. How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef? Wasabi for your loss.

33. Why is masago orange? Because water makes it rusty.

32. What kind of sushi does Emilia Clarke order? Mother of Dragons roll.

31. What do you call sushi that’s on sale? Redushi.

30. A cannibal wanted some sushi So he bought a pack of ra-men

#29 – 20. Sushi Jokes

29. Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce? Japanada

28. What did the itamae (chef) say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

27. What do they put nutella on a salmon roll? When you order salmonella.

26. Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap? That’s just how it rolls.

25. What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? They both seek fortuna.

24. If I were you, I wouldn’t try the sushi It’s a little fishy

23. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi!

22. Two girls: “A tray of sushi, please.” Waiter: “To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?

21. My sushi preparation class had a kleptomanniac as a substitute teacher She took roll

20. A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant He heard there was a fishy business.

#19 – 10. Sushi Jokes

19. What did the blind man say when he passed the sushi restaurant? Good morning ladies.

18. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with? Sushi!

17. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called “Sosumi”.

16. Why do dinosaurs like sushi? Because they like their food ROAR!!!

15. For a little while I thought I found something to replace my love for sushi….but alas, it was only tempurary.

14. Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood? They’re suckers for sushi

13. Even Though it’s been 20 years since my Grandfather choked to death on a piece of sushi It’s still pretty raw

12. What’s the best pan to make sushi in? Japan.

11. Why doesn’t Jesus eat sushi? Because tacos are more popular in Mexico.

10. Expensive sushi…That’s s raw deal

#9 – 1. Sushi Jokes

9. Have you tried the whale sushi? It’s Killer

8. All the guests present loved sushi soy much that no one wanted to leave.

7. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee!

6. What do ghosts put in their Philadelphia rolls? Scream cheese

5. Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side.

4. What’s inside of candy sushi? Swedish Fish.

3. Why did the little girl want skittles in her sushi? Because she wanted to taste the Rainbow Roll.

2. Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day? It’s called Sosumi.

1. Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician? Cause he was outta tuna.

Ideas for the top 57 sushi jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Jokes4Us – Sushi Joke^[2]We Love Puns – 43 Sushi Puns To Entertain Your Audience With Raw Jokes^[3]punstoppable – sushi puns^[4]upjoke – sushi joke