Top 58 Autumn and Fall Jokes

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The fall season is a beautiful season with changing color. However, it is also a great time for jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 58 autumn and fall jokes. 

#58 – 50. Autumn and Fall Jokes

58. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi

57. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A: Straw-berries

56. Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash.

55. Q: If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do YOU have? A: Two, because YOU took two.

54. Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A: Squash

53. Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery? A: The Pie Piper

52. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?

51. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

50. Q: You’re a bus driver on a fall leaf tour. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes? A: The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.

#49 – 40. Autumn and Fall Jokes

49. Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town? A: With autumn-mobiles.

48. Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? A: Your teeth.

47. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf.

46. Q: What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there? A: Tell him I can’t see him.

45. Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn? Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

44. Q: What did the oak tree say when autumn came around? A: Leaf me alone.

43. Q: How are you supposed to talk in the apple library? A: With your incider voice.

42. Q: What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree? A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.

41. Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month? A: Sep-timber

40. What did a tree fighting with autumn say? That’s it, i’m leaving.

#39 – 30. Autumn and Fall Jokes

39. Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi

38. How does an Elephant get out of a tree? Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

37. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it is too far for them to walk.

36. What falls in autumn? Leaves!

35. Q: Why do trees try new things so often? A: Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.

34. Q: What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn? A: Paid leaf.

33. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!

32. Q: What reads and lives in apples? A: Bookworms.

31. Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A: Because he was out-standing in his field.

30. Q: What is the cutest season of the year? A: Awwwtumn.

#29 – 20. Autumn and Fall Jokes

29. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch

28. Q: What do you call a large, colorful pile of leaves in Australia? A: The Great Barrier Leaf.

27. It was on paid leaf. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch!

26. Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year? A: Sep-timber!

25. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

24. Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other? A: I’m falling for you.

23. Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm.

22. Q: How do you fix a flat pumpkin? A: With a pumpkin patch.

21. Q: Why did the apple pie cry? A: It’s peelings were hurt!

20. Q: Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?A: Frankenapple.

#19 – 10. Autumn and Fall Jokes

19. Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A: A pumpkin patch.

18. Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall? A: Because it’s too far to walk.

17. Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? A: Because he was out-standing in his field.

16. How do leaves get from place to place? With autumn-mobiles.

15. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? Disbe-leaf.

14. Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? A: It can look round.

13. Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A: Straw-berries

12. Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? A: The Crossing Gourd.

11. Q: If money really did grow on trees, then what would everyone’s favorite season be? A: Fall.

10. What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

#9 – 1. Autumn and Fall Jokes

9. Why did summer catch autumn? Because autumn is fall.

8. Q: There is a bush, a pine tree and an oak tree and it is the fall season. If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way does the leaves on the pine tree fall? A: A pine tree doesn’t have leaves.

7. What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.

6. Q: What did the apple say to the pie baker? A: Use cherries instead.

5. What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.

4. Q: What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn? A: Disbe-leaf.

3. Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree? A: It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn.

2. Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going? A: Because every fall, they let loose.

1. Q: Who helps the small pumpkins cross the street atschool? A: The crossing gourds.

Ideas for the top 58 fall jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Jokes 4 Us – Fall Joke^[2]Fun Kids Jokes – Autumn Jokes^[3]Jinxy Kids – Autumn Riddles and Jokes for Kids