Top 71 Spring Jokes

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Spring is a time of new growth. But it is also a great time for jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 71 Spring jokes.

#71 – 70. Spring Jokes

71. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!

70. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril!

#69 – 60. Spring Jokes

69. Can February March? No, but April May!

68. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.

67. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips!

66. Q. What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy? A rash of good luck

65. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

64. What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas

63. Q. What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends? Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course.

62. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.

61. Q. How is the letter A like a spring flower? Both of them are followed by bees!

60. Q. What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

#59 – 50. Spring Jokes

59. Q. What did the big flower say to the little one? You’re really growing, bud!

58. What month of the year is the shortest? May (only 3 letters)

57. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny

56. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

55. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

54. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!

53. Name a bow that can’t be tied. A rainbow

52. Q. What is a spring chick after it is five months old? Six months old.

51. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims!

50. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant? Hop Suey!

#49 – 40. Spring Jokes

49. When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-Time

48. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring-time!

47. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny

46. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket? Two points just like everybody!

45. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody!

44. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!

43. Where will you be in five years? I don’t know. I don’t have 2020 vision.

42. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.

41. Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee? An animal that stinks as it stings.

40. Q. How do you know that bees are happy? Because they hum while they work.

#39 – 30. Spring Jokes

39. Q. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

38. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall.

37. Q. How do rabbits keep their fur neat? They use a harebrush (hairbrush).

36. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!

35. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time

34. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!

33. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!

32. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

31. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny

30. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.

#29 – 20. Spring Jokes

29. Q. Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed tweetment!

28. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes after it!

27. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

26. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.

25. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!

24. Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

23. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!

22. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”

21. What flowers grow on faces? Tulips (Two-lips)!

20. What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture

#19 – 10. Spring Jokes

19. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!

18. Q. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it!

17. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!

16. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey!

15. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.

14. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time!

13. Q. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? “Where in earth have you been?”

12. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain!

11. What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunny

10. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow!

#9 – 1. Spring Jokes

9. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!

8. Q.  Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when you can really “rake” in the cash!

7. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

6. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!

5. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring-time!

4. Can February March? … No, but April May!

3. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers!

2. Q. What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out? “Give me a push. My battery is dead.”

1.What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!

Ideas for the top 71 Spring jokes were taken from the following source.^[1]Jokes 4 Us – Spring Joke^[2]My Town Tutors – Spring Joke: Funny Spring Jokes for Kids^[3]Best Blog For Kids Who Hate to Read – Spring Joke for the Whole Family^[4]All Pro Dad – Spring Joke For Kids