Top 101 Alligator Jokes

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Alligators are top level predators. However, they can also be really funny. With that in mind, check out the top 101 alligator jokes.

#101 – 90. Alligator Jokes

101. Alligators can live up to 100 years. Which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.

100. Q: Who gives alligators their Christmas presents? A: Santa Jaws

99. Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? A: An irri-gator.

98. Q: What does an alligator feel like? A: A alligator.

97. What do you call an alligator who wears Crocs? A sell-out.

96. Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? A: Two alligators coming to dinner

95. Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? A: He was an expert dele-gator.

94. Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat? A: a jawbreaker.

93. What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

92. Q: Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer? A: He was an amazing liti-gator.

91. Got infected from an alligator bite, now I have gatoraids.

90. Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS? A: A Navi-gator.

#89 – 80. Alligator Jokes

89. Q: What kind of reptile bites people from behind? A: A tail-gator.

88. Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!

87. Q: What kind of pet to alligators have? A: Alley Cats.

86. Q: What do you call an alligator who starts arguments? A: An Instigator.

85. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-adile.

84. Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

83. Q: Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery? A: It was GREEN with envy.

82. Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.

81. Q: What type of floor do alligators install in their bathrooms? A: Rep-tiles.

80. Q: What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop? A: A deli-gator.

#79 – 70. Alligator Jokes

79. Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!

78. Q: What do alligators drink before playing baseball? A: Gator-ade.

77. Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

76. Q: What’s the most popular basketball move among gators? A: The Alli-oop

75. Q: What looks like half an alligator? A: The other half.

74. Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? A: It’s filled with liti-gators.

73. Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink A: Jaw-va

72. What do you call an alligator who’s your friend? A pal-igator.

71. One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later.

70. Q: What is an alligators favorite smell? A: Human blood.

#69 – 60. Alligator Jokes

69. Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat? A: a jawbreaker.

68. Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? A: He was an expert dele-gator.

67. Q: What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? A: An Alley-gator.

66. Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny? A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

65. Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles? A: All I got her is shoes.

64. Q: What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend? A: A pal-igator.

63. Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers.

62. Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties? Because she was a snappy dresser.

61. Q: What do alligators call slow people? A: Dinner.

60. Q: What do you call an alligator with compass? A: A Navi-gator.

#59 – 50. Alligator Jokes

59. What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.

58. Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!

57. Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink A: Jaw-va

56. Q: How does an alligator taste? A: With it’s mouth just like you do!

55. Q: Did you hear about the alligator who became president? A: He was a great dele-gator.

54. Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A: A tail-gater.

53. Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner?

52. Q: What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster? A: A croc-a-dilian-doo.

51. Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?” Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”

50. Q: What is an alligators favorite smell? A: Human blood.

#49 – 40. Alligator Jokes

49. Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite dip? A: Croc-amole.

48. Q: What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you? A: Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.

47. Q: Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator? A: It could come back to bite you in the end.

46. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

45. Q: What do you call an alligator who wears a vest? A: An investigator.

44. Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers.

43. Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? A: An Instigator.

42. Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!

41. What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes? Rep-tiles.

40. Q: How many arms has a alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

#39 – 30. Alligator Jokes

39. Q: What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer? A: They both have bytes!

38. Q:What’s the difference between a dog and a gator? A: One’s bark is worst than his bite

37. Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas? A: Santa Jaws!

36. Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles? A: All I got her is shoes.

35. Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A: A tail-gater.

34. Q: Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator? A: You’ll lose each hand.

33. Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator? A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.

32. The news reported that an alligator had been found in the Artic, the locals said they were not surprised because they were expecting a cold snap!

31. Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food? A: It’s too hard to catch.

30. Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator? A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.

#29 – 20. Alligator Jokes

29. Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? A: It’s filled with liti-gators.

28. Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language A: Jaw-va

27. What do you call an alligator who works in a food shop? A deli-gator.

26. Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator? A: The dog’s bark is worst than his bite…

25. Q: What’s green and comes from another planet? A: An alien-gator.

24. An alligator walks into Sea World and says whale whale whale what have we here.

23. Q: Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows? A: She was a snappy dresser. A: Two alligators coming to dinner

22. Q: How does an alligator smell? A: With it’s nose!

21. Q: What do you call a big, green reptile who works on a farm? A: An irri-gator.

20. Q: What do alligators order at coffee shoppes? A: Jaw-va

#19 – 10. Alligator Jokes

19. Q: Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” A: Ron A. Way.

18. Q: Why are alligators long and green? A: Because if they were short and green, they would be leprachuans.

17. Q: Why did the alligator cross the road? A: It was going after the chicken.

16. Q: What do alligators drink before a race? A: Gator-Ade.

15. Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand.

14. Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

13. Q: What does an alligator do when he loses his tail? A: Goes to a re-tail store.

12. Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

11. A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” The bartender replies, “Yes, of course.” The man says, “Great, I’ll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator.”

10. Q: How many arms does a alligator have? A: It depends on how many people it’s caught.

#9 – 1. Alligator Jokes

9. Q: What’s better than a crocodile? A: An alli-greator

8. Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

7. Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? A: An irri-gator.

6. Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy!

5. Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a gator? A: One’s bark is worst than his bite.

4. Q: How many arms has a alligator got? A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

3. Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language A: Jaw-va

2. Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.

1. Q: Which side of an alligator is the greenest? A: The outside.

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