Top 101 Dinosaur Jokes

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Dinosaurs were amazing creatures that used to rule and roam the earth. They aren’t with us anymore. However, we don’t need to forget about them. With that in mind, check out the top 101 dinosaur jokes.

#101 – 90. Dinosaur Jokes

101. Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? A: Hello, hello!

100. Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

99. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!

98. Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ? A: The dino-snore!

97. Q: How do you upset a dinosaur? A: Touchasaurus Spot.

96. Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

95. Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

94. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.

93. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? A: Dino-mite.

92. Q: What does a Triceratops sit on? A: Its Tricera-bottom.

91. What should you do if you find a blue dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up!

90. Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow

#89 – 80. Dinosaur Jokes

89. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!

88. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? A: A Bronto-snorus.

87. Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottom.

86. Q: What do you call a dinosaurs fart? A: “A blast from the past”

85. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!

84. Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don

83. Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

82. Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus!

81. Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara’s Tops

80. Q:  How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A:  Tea, Rex?

#79 – 70. Dinosaur Jokes

79. Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak? A: Dinosauce

78. Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? A: Rep-tiles

77. Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer

76. Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A: A toothbrush

75. Q: What dinosaur is always sad? A: Cryalotosaurus

74. Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose? A: Out of the way.

73. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A: A Thesaurus.

72. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper? A: A Snore-a-sorus

71. Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

70. Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? A: Tricera-cops

#69 – 60. Dinosaur Jokes

69. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

68. Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

67. Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer

66. Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil? A: Daemonosaurus.

65. Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes? A: dino-sewer.

64. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.

63. Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around? A: Because their eggs stink.

62. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? A: Bronto-swore-us.

61. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: To eat the chickens on the other side.

60. Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

#59 – 50. Dinosaur Jokes

59. Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.

58. Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? A: The letter “s”!

57. Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? A: Because he could really spike the ball!

56. Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? A: Tomato-saurus

55. Q: What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? A: Dino-sore.

54. Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash

53. Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.

52. Q: What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? A: Dino- score!

51. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? A: My-feet-are-saurus

50. Q: What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A: A Model T-Rex.

#49 – 40. Dinosaur Jokes

49. Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house? A: A dino-saw

48. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

47. Q: What came after the dinosaur? A: Its tail!

46. Q: Which dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain? A: A Stegosaur-rust

45. Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Eye-saur

44. Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara’s Tops

43. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex

42. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

41. Q: How can you tell there’s a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator? A: The door won’t close.

40. Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

#39 – 30. Dinosaur Jokes

39. Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? A: To the dino-shore

38. Q: What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty

37. Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ? A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

36. Q: What’s better than a talking dinosaur? A: A spelling bee

35. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Doyouthinkhesawus

34. Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? A: Cause they don’t know how to cook

33. Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex? A: Pray that it doesn’t see you.

32. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

31. Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

30. Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? A: Tomato-saurus

#29 – 20. Dinosaur Jokes

29. What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs? Jurassic pork!

28. Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

27. Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? A: Lazy bonesWhat do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? A. Sir.

26. Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck? A: Because it’s feet smell.

25. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

24. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you

23. Why do museums have old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!

22. Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score

21. Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? A: Anywhere he wants to.

20. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus

#19 – 10. Dinosaur Jokes

19. Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

18. Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shore

17. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables? A: A.brocileasoarus

16. Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex

15. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? A. By the `D’ on his pajamas.

14. Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator? A: The door won’t shut!

13. Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Because the ‘p’ is silent

12. Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur? A: Two dinosaurs.

11. Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

10. Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? A: Baby Dinosaurs.

#9 – 1. Dinosaur Jokes

9. Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? A: Eye-saur.

8. Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? A: Baby Dinosaurs.

7. Q: What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? A: Comet.

6. Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? A: Jurassic Pork!

5. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

4. What’s the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long distance!

3. Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus

2. Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? A: With a crane!

1. What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump!

Ideas for the top 101 dinosaur jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]Ducksters – Dinosaur Joke^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Dinosaur Joke^[3]Sunshine Coast Daily – The 10 very worst dinosaur jokes in history^[4]Thought Co. – The World’s Funniest Dinosaur Joke^[5]Quick, Funny Jokes! – Dinosaur Joke