Top 20 European Jokes
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Europe is one of the 7 continents. It has a long and rich history. With that in mind, check out the top 20 European jokes.
#20 – 10. European Jokes
20. Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece.
19. What European city has the most insects? Antwerp!
18. If you’re Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside? European!
17. What do you call an European city filled with rodents? Hamsterdam
16. Why are European cars the lightest? because there’s no Americans sitting in them.
15. What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian.
14. I’m a European frog; mostly French, a bit German, and…a tad Pole.
13. What’s the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union.
12. Most people can jump higher than an average European house. This is mostly due the fact that average European houses can’t jump at all.
11. Which European country did Fiona and Shrek go to for their honeymoon? The Shrek Republic.
10. I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn’t care what happens to it or expect to see it again.
#9 – 1. European Jokes
9. I don’t care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same.
8. If European in the bathroom, who’s the guy on the floor? Himalayan
7. What do you call a half European shark? Fin-ish
6. Made an Eastern European friend on a chess forum. He was my Czech mate.
5. What do you call a person who’s an expert in American culture and politics? A European Redditor.
4. When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats…they’re going to be called “Czechs and Balances”, it’s the only logical choice.
3. If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators
2. What are you if you aren’t European? Eurapoopin.
1. What do European Nationalists say when they see something disgusting? “EU”.
Ideas for the top 20 European jokes come from the following sources.[1]jokojokes – THE BEST 75 EUROPEAN JOKE[2]upjoke – European joke
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