Top 30 Hunting Jokes

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Not many people hunt for their own food now a days. With that in mind, check out the top 30 hunting jokes.

#30 – 20. Hunting Jokes

30. What is the Native American word for vegetarian? “Poor hunter!”

29. A deer hunter asked his Pastor if it was a sin to hunt on Sunday. “From what I hear about your aim,” said the Pastor, “It’s a sin for you to hunt anytime.”

28. What’s the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls, they’re under a buck.

27. A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. “Not so,” said one friend. “We re-share, you repeat.”

26. What do you call the day when you can get amazing deals at Cabela’s? Buck Friday.

25. Why did the hunter miss his mark? He was not aiming deerectly for it.

24. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

23. I don’t wear bows, I shoot them.

22. What do you call a dumb omnivore? A meathead!

21. Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always….shoot twice. 3. Hunters love to…eat what they shoot!

20. How do you save a deer during hunting season? You hang on for deer life.

#19 – 10. Hunting Jokes

19. A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, “We don’t see too many deer around here.” “At these prices,” replied the buck, “I’m not surprised.”

18. I like drinking a couple of beers while I hunt, my friends call me an elkholic.

17. If they put a Nike logo on a deer, I’ll “just hunt it”.

16. Jerry and Joe were on a hunting trip. As night began to fall, Jerry moaned, “We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer, and we’ve not hit a single one!” Joe replied, “OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp.”

15. What did the deer tell the hunter? Buck Off!

14. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

13. What do you call a hunter who can’t stop duck hunting? A quackhead.

12. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

11. What is a hunters favorite game? Duck Duck Goose.

10. What do deers call hunters? Doe foes.

#9 – 1. Hunting Jokes

9. Hey vegetarians, my food poops on your food.

8. What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A birthday pheasant.

7. Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling “We got him! We got him!”

6. Why is bambi afraid of Christopher Walken? Because he’s a “Deer Hunter”.

5. Two deer hunters meet in the woods one day. The first one says to the other, “Thank God I’ve met you, I’ve been lost for hours!” The second hunter replies, “That’s nothing – I’ve been lost for days!”

4. Did you hear about the Robertsons new movie? It’s a Duck-umentary!

3. What do you get if you cross a hunting dog with a telephone? A golden receiver.

2. What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait while a fisherman waits and lies.

1.Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

Ideas for the top 30 hunting jokes come from the following sources.^[1]UniJokes – The Best Hunting Joke^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Hunting Joke^[3]LaffGaff – Funny Hunting Joke^[4]Big Game Logic – Deer Hunting Joke