Top 53 Yoda Jokes
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Yoda is one of the most iconic characters in film. However, he is also really funny. With that in mind, check out the top 53 Yoda jokes.
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#53 – 50. Yoda Jokes
53. How does baby Yoda poop when constipated? He forces it out.
52. This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out Layheehoo
51. What did Kuiil say when The Mandilorian told him that The Child (Baby Yoda) wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese? “I have token.”
50. Yoda: Dark it is, the other side Luke: Shut up and eat your toast.
#49 – 40. Yoda Jokes
49. A man is walking with yoda and asked him if they are in the correct route. Yoda then replied “Off course, we are”
48. What does Yoda do for fun? Anything that makes the Dagobah.
47. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? Why does Reddit keep making the same joke about MI accent?”
46. Yoda has a brother called Will…But he keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why.
45. What is Yoda’s favorite soft drink? Yoda Soda.
44. What did Yoda say when he moved to Menominee? Now in U.P. MI !
43. What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo ” May divorce be with you “
42. Did you see they went back and found yoda’s last name? LayHeeWho
41. Baby Yoda’s first word Probably came after his second word.
40. Yoda’s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with “dago” in the title. It’s pretty clear he was Italian.
#39 – 30. Yoda Jokes
39. Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8
38. What is Yoda’s transport vehicle called? Toyoda
37. I can’t thank you enough for telling me Yoda’s last name! Yoda Man!
36. What does Yoda say when he is drunk? Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantity to impair my speech
35. How did baby Yoda grow to be so old? Because he was vaccinated
34. Yoda must be the worst car guide ever. Master Yoda, are we in the right direction? Off course, we are.
33. “Yoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?” Aaaaaaa…..
32. Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show?? I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo
31. Yoda use to have the younglings put on white face paint and pretend to walk against the wind, be trapped in invisible boxes, you know…Jedi mime tricks.
30. What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald? E I E, I owe
#29 – 20. Yoda Jokes
29. What did Yoda say when someone criticized his grammar? Metaphors be with you!
28. “Yoda, why so sceptical?” “Never mind, the force maybe with you.”
27. With all the Mandalorian hype, I had asked my rich uncle for a first edition toy Yoda for Christmas But all he gave me was some junky old car.
26. Why doesn’t the baby Yoda talk in the Mandelorian? He’s got a frog in his throat.
25. Why is Yoda such a good gardner? Because he has two green thumbs.
24. Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles
23. What kind of car does Master Yoda drive? A Volkswagen Jedi.
22. Yoda’s been tracing his family tree. It’s an evergreen.
21. How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol? Backwards, the sintax is.
20. What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from? Dagobah.
#19 – 10. Yoda Jokes
19. What is Yoda’s last name? Lay Hee Hoo
18. What did Yoda use to become a baby again? A manDeLorean.
17. Yoda a bookshelf built. DYIng he is
16. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Green thumbs, he has.
15. If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.
14. How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda? Dago Bah
13. What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell) All ICY is you!
12. What kind of cars do Jedi’s drive? A Toy-Yoda
11. Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way? Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!
10. What is Yodas favourite dinosaur? A Do-ceratops…
#9 – 1. Yoda Jokes
9. What was baby Yoda’s first word His second word
8. Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut…This is the whey.
7. Why does Yoda always carry a camera? He loves taking Yodagraphs.
6. Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.
5. What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
4. Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo
3. Man: Hi, I’d like to book a triplex for the weekend. Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have. Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex. Yoda: There is no tri, only du.
2. What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8
1. Not a Dagobah where Yoda doesn’t regret Anakin Skywalker’s fall to the dark side.
Ideas for the top 53 Yoda jokes come from the following sources.[1]upjoke – yoda joke[2]Geek Trippers – The Best Yoda Puns, Jokes & Wordplay in the Star Wars Universe: 10+ Classic Yoda (and a Few Baby Yoda) Lines
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