Top 19 Beyonce Jokes

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Beyonce is one of the most iconic singers of our time. With that in mind, check out the top 19 Beyonce jokes.

#19 – 10. Beyonce Jokes

19. How does Beyonce stay cool during concert? She stands near her fans.

18. What did Jay Z call Beyonce before they were married ? Feyonce.

17. Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle. I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied – I didn’t know you could get down like that.

16. What will Beyonce say after her first twin is born? I could have another you in a minute Matter fact he’ll be here in a minute

15. Pregnant – Beyonce Pregnant with twins – Beytwice

14. Beyonce held an exclusive, no pants themed, female-only party at her mansion last night! It was the who’s who of hoo-hoos.

13. What do you call an R’n’B star who floats? Buoynacy.

12. What did Jay-Z say when Beyonce released Lemonade? I got 100 problems.

11. I told my gf that i had a crush on beyonce! And she said to me “Whatever floats your boat” And i said “No that’s **Buoyancy**”

10. Why does Beyonce’ not wear a push up bra? She already has the biggest hits.

#9 – 1. Beyonce Jokes

9. What did Beyonce say to the fat girl?”…You ate all my pringles lady, all my pringles lady.”

8. What do you call a black fiancé A Beyonce

7. Beyonce is pregnant. But it’s not Jay-Z’s. It’s Destiny’s Child.

6. What’s brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar.

5. How does Beyonce change a lightbulb? She just holds it and the world revolves around her.

4. Why is Beyonce always singing about going “To the left”? Because women have no rights.

3. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce.

2. How does Beyonce describe her political beliefs? “To the left, to the left.”

1. What is Beyonce’s favorite letter? o o O o o o o o o o o O

Ideas for the top 19 Beyonce jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – Beyonce joke^[2]glasglowlive – Five of the funniest Beyonce joke ahead of the superstar’s trip to Glasgow