Top 30 Daylight Savings Time Jokes

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No matter who you are, you probably have an opinion on daylight savings time. With that in mind, check out the top 30 Daylight Savings Time jokes.

#30 – 20. Daylight Savings Time Jokes

30. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!

29. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back for/four seconds!

28. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09)

27. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)

26. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!

25. Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.

24. At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

23. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!

22. How do you know if your clock is crazy? It goes “cuckoo”!

21. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!

20. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

#19 – 10. Daylight Savings Time Jokes

19. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

18. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.

17. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”!

16. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!

15. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.

14. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window? Because she wanted to see time fly.

13. When does a clock strike thirteen? When it’s broken!

12. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!

11. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!

10. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year!

#9 – 1. Daylight Savings Time Jokes

9. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!

8. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one!

7. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!

6. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.

5. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!

4. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days!

3. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!

2. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!

1.Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!

Ideas for the top 30 Daylight Savings Time jokes were taken from the following sources.^[1]My Town Tutors – School Jokes: Daylight Savings Jokes^[2]Macaroni Kid – Time Can Be a Funny Thing – Fun Time Jokes For Your Kids